By Kevin Alford – Talladega produced a lot of head-spinning numbers. Let’s break it down.
0 – Wins @MattKenseth still has.
0 – @RyanJNewman, too.
2 – Seconds it takes to realize Redds Apple Ale tastes like kerosine and you need to spit it out … on national television.
5 – @ChaseElliott‘s new Cup car number next year.
5 – @KaseyKahne‘s old Cup car number next year.
10 – Drivers in the race who didn’t deserve to be in the race.
42 – Drivers jealous of Brad @Keselowski‘s success. According to a ranting Roger Penske.
46-50 Where Ricky @StenhouseJr qualified.
100 – Drivers and crew chiefs combined who didn’t understand the qualifying format.
1,000,000 – Junior Nation members who’d like to punch @GBiffle.*
*This figure might be on the low side.
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